???? - The What Cast

It's 2019. Jerry Springer has come and gone. They play clips of people getting their heads cut off on the news and MTV still exists, but hey, for old time sake: The views of guest are their own and not necessarily the same as ours. If you hear something that pisses you off, take a deep breath, relax and remind yourself that you live in a place and time where "twerking" was invented. Miley Cyrus is famous and you are mad at two dudes on the internet? You are going to be ok. We love you and do not want to offend anyone. Well, Miley Cyrus can eat a bag of dicks. You? You are our special little boy. Our beautiful Princess. We would never hurt you intentionally. So, yeah. Email them. Not us. xoxoxox

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